Took my H1N1 vaccine today.
Doc said there's a 10% possibility of suffering from side effects eg. flu/cough/sorethroat.
Since it will take about one week for the side effects to surface, my dad CONVENIENTLY asked me to stay home and rest for the week (wow what a valid reason to ground me...as if I'd be grounded by THAT).
What's more: he FIRMLY believes that the 10% cases must have been serious enough to be hospitalised (the statistics ie. 10% must have been collated by hospitals to be published in the media). OH WOW.
So it's EITHER i suffer no side effects, OR i suffer side effects soO0 serious that I have to be hospitalised.
I better not sneeze even ONCE during the following week man.
Dad's theory: sneeze = flu = vaccine side effects = hospitalisation
EQUALS pls come and visit me at the hospital if I ask u to.
Doc said there's a 10% possibility of suffering from side effects eg. flu/cough/sorethroat.
Since it will take about one week for the side effects to surface, my dad CONVENIENTLY asked me to stay home and rest for the week (wow what a valid reason to ground me...as if I'd be grounded by THAT).
What's more: he FIRMLY believes that the 10% cases must have been serious enough to be hospitalised (the statistics ie. 10% must have been collated by hospitals to be published in the media). OH WOW.
So it's EITHER i suffer no side effects, OR i suffer side effects soO0 serious that I have to be hospitalised.
I better not sneeze even ONCE during the following week man.
Dad's theory: sneeze = flu = vaccine side effects = hospitalisation
EQUALS pls come and visit me at the hospital if I ask u to.
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